Me: I hate you all
Me: Why are you staring at me.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun.
Me: Honestly what are we learning right now, please tell me.
Me: Whens lunch
Me: When did he get cute?
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question.
Me: I will never use this in my life, ever.
Me: Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: Hmm i guess i should have studied instead of just going on tumblr..oh well.
Me: "Find X." oh cool, here it is! *draws arrow*
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Me: Omg this class is so boring.
Me: It's only tuesday?
Me: Hey whats going on outside?
Me: nonono that was my shoe, i didnt fart- but ill make sure i squeak my shoe a couple more times just to make sure everyone is clear.
Me: I wonder whose not a virgin in this class.
Me: I wonder if my health teacher did drugs as a teenager. He totally did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: WTF its only been ten minutes?